Malcolm's Crazee Adventures

To the Seaside

2006-09-04T20:58:00.000+01:00

Helloo buddies,

As you can see I had a fab time at the festival and behaved reasonably well enough to be rewarded with a trip to the seaside in a couple of weeks :o)

I will be looked after by my good friend Welshwitch and she will be ensuring I don't get into any mischief ;o)

Just a thought but I was thinking of doing a series called 'Malcolm Dares'. You dare me to do something and my friend will capture the moment...leave a dare in the comments section as I have had to turn my email off after being offered viagra - I felt so small :o(

That's it for now.

Laterz

Malc
xx

Reading Festival

2006-09-04T20:52:00.000+01:00

Yay, well here I am at the world famous Reading Festival :o)

I am sooo looking forward to the Kaiser Chiefs, Franz Ferdinand and lots of beer. It's been a while so sorry if you've missed me but I have been incarcerated in The Priory. This is a well known celebrity rehab centre and is popular with celebrities, Pete Docherty of Babyshambles fame was in with me.

Unfortunately, no cameras were allowed so no pics of my new buddy :o(

Still, I am determined to enjoy my new found freedom :oD

An hour into the day and lookie, I'm on water...doing well so far :o)

Ooops, the temptation of the evil Lord Carling was too much and I soon slipped into my old ways, still it's only the one ;o)

Things are looking a bit blurred to me but honestly I've only had 4!!

Wow, what a lot of people there are here...let's hope there's no paparazzi ;o)

After the excesses of the day, I thought this may be an option ;o)

Recovery

2006-04-22T21:35:00.000+01:00

Hey friends!!

Sorry I haven't been around for a while but I'm still recovering from the injury that happened in Cardiff :o( I am planning to go with my 'minder' to London on Friday, so I may have a few more adventures :o)

That's it for now as I need to go to sleepy byes.

Laterz

Malc
xx

A Cardiff Caper

2006-02-26T16:32:00.000Z

Woo hoo, now I'm a little mouse in another big city :0)

Caerdydd is welsh for Cardiff - it means 'Fort on the Taff'

Wow, this blog is educational too ;-)

A very warm way to travel...all snug in a coat pocket.

On arriving in Cardiff, I though it best to 'phone home before I get too trolleyed in the pub :0)

Ooooohh....don't I look scary ;-)

My regular visitors/friends will know how much I love cocktails...tonight was no exception :0)

Mmmmm, limes are so delicious...this one was a little large for me though ;-)

Is it getting warm in here or is it me?

I had to receive emergency first aid after getting too intimate with a naked flame :-(

Cool, a welsh pool table, lets hope I can play after my injury but for now I'll just have a little lie down :0)

I've found a cool new way to get around, saves my little legs getting so tired when I'm a little puddled.

Oooh oooh, my go, my go....I wanna play pool too :o)

Yay, an after the pub snack - why does this sausage taste a little odd?

Just a little update after my accident - I will need to undergo some surgery to restore my looks....watch this space to see if it works out. It was a really good night out though all in all :0)

Party on, children.

Malc
xx

Coming Soon...

2006-02-03T14:25:00.000Z

Thanks for all the emails about my trip to London, I had a really cool time. Being a smallish kinda fella it always amazes me how big London is. Still there were no real problems to report and my collar wasn't felt by the 'boys in blue'...this time. Anyway, I'm off to Cardiff in a couple of weeks so watch this space as I continue my crazee little adventures in the best country ( okay, technically it's a principality) in the world...Party on children :-)

Cheers

Malc
xx

A London Trip

2006-01-28T23:23:00.000Z

I'm just hanging around :-)

weeee, I like bannister sliding :0)

Another Budvar please...

Keeping up with the news, whilst enjoying a drink...

I have my own little plate and cup now....what great friends I have :-)

Lookee - rice on my new little plate, cool or what?

Go Tiger!

They've made me look a little silly :-(

I must learn to eat and drink nicely when in restaurants ;-)

Wish my plate was as big as that one :-)

Too much wine and beer methinks :-)

Sleep time - should really have waited until I got back to the hotel though ;-)

Sorry

2006-01-19T12:16:00.000Z

Hey - How you doing? Sorry I've not been about much recently but I've been 'grounded' due to my last outing before Christmas :-( I will be out and about next week in London as I have finally made up for my indiscretions, so watch this space for more of my crazee antics - wooo hooo - PARTY ON!!

Cheers

Malc
xx

A few drinks at Christmas....

2005-12-18T11:28:00.000Z

A nice beer to start the evening off :-)

Pink, loopy juice :o)

Look at me, trying to get to the bottom.

Ohhh, an empty bottle :-(

Malcolm Update

2005-12-07T20:36:00.000Z

Following his recent pole-dancing incident on a tube train in London, Malcolm has been residing at Her Majesty's pleasure (prison)!! He is due for release within the next few weeks and is looking forward to some more adventures. However, he has told me that he doesn't want to go to Hungerford ;-) He definitely needs a drink :-)

A night out in London Town.

2005-10-29T18:02:00.000+01:00

I like wine :0)

Yo - drinking through a straw.

I don't like empty glasses :-(

A little seasoning for my dinner.

Woo hoo - look at me ;-)

I decided to try my hand at pole dancing on the way home ;-)

Belfast Fun

2005-10-14T20:15:00.000+01:00

After a bumpy flight I arrived in a very sunny Belfast :-)

Trying to impress my irish friends with my balancing skills.

Pub time :-))

My first drink in Ireland - cool.

Ooooh, I don't think I should be mixing my drinks.

I love chinese food....

....and crispy duck....

....and red wine....

....and egg fried rice....

....and szechuan chicken :-)))

After quite a few beers, red and white wine, I decided to play on the lazy susan....

....unfortunately, I had a nasty accident with an ashtray - serves me right for getting totally trashed - oh well, off home tomorrow :-(

Coming Soon

2005-09-24T15:16:00.000+01:00

Malcolm is absolutely delighted that he has got his own blog!! Watch this space as he continues on his crazee little adventures and travels. He is in the process of planning a trip to Belfast :o) You can email him too - malcolmthemouse@tiscali.co.uk

Malcolm in Eastbourne :o)

2005-09-16T13:06:00.000+01:00

Oh, I do like to be beside the seaside....... :-)

Mmmmmmm - Merlot :o)

Malc gets a little greedy.

Party on :o)

Need a straw :o)

Malc is on his way home now :o(
Don't forget - malcolmthemouse@tiscali.co.uk

Malcolm Gets Inundated With Emails :-)

2005-08-21T13:07:00.000+01:00

As Malcolm has been getting lots of fan mail, he has decided to set up his own email address - malcolmthemouse@tiscali.co.uk - how cool :-)

Want to contact Malcolm?

2005-08-13T13:08:00.000+01:00

As Malcolm has been getting lots of fan mail, he has decided to set up his own email address - malcolmthemouse@tiscali.co.uk - how cool :-)

Malcolm goes to Menorca

2005-08-06T13:10:00.000+01:00

Hmmm - Malcolm isn't sure he likes this flying mullarkey.

Malcolm has a little break after a stroll in the very warm evening sun.

Wow - What a view!!

A little light refreshment after all this excitement.

Woo hoo, ice cream - Malc's favourite.

Boo hoo - all gone now :-(

Off out for another night :-)

Watermelon Breezers, so cooool ;-)

A couple of drinks later and Malc is up for anything...

Shocking!!

Malc hopes this will go really fast!

Malcolm likes sitting in trees :-) ......

....unfortunately, he was given a good talking to by the local boys in blue :-(

Cool - a boat trip.

Malc likes the boat trip to secluded beaches.

Malcolm needs to cool down in the pool.

Rice Krispies for breakfast - coool :-)

Sunbathing on the beach :-)

Malc decides to go to the sea with his new ring :-)

Very funny!!

Pesky kids - Malc is not seeing the funny side now :-(

Woo hoo - Malcolm likes trains, even road ones!

Malcolm loves pink wine.....

..... and San Miguel....

....and even more pink wine :0)

Malcolm finds the whole ollleeeday experience a little too much.

Malcolm gets excited :-)

2005-07-21T13:14:00.000+01:00

Malcolm is so very excited about going abroad for the very first time :-)

Everyone loves Malcolm :-)

2005-07-03T13:15:00.001+01:00

Malcolm goes to the Henley Regatta

2005-07-03T13:15:00.000+01:00

Malc is soo excited about going to the Henley Regatta.

Need to get in the limo!!

Off to Henley :-)

Malcolm needs to get out of the glass, so the champagne can go in!

Mmmmmm champagne :-)

Wot no horses?

Ooooh Pimms :-)

Why are there never enough toilets?

Malc tries to get his own back!!

BEER!!

Another trip to the toilet :-(

Malcolm starts to get a little scared of the ladies.

Malc should learn that mixing his drinks isn't big or clever.

Malc puts himself inside a lady dress :-)

Malc finds himself in a pretty bush ;-)

And then a tree.

Malc decides to cycle home - not a good idea when he's been drinking.

Malcolm wonders if he'll be able to make church in the morning.

Malcolm collapses after 10 jugs of Pimms, 13 Budweisers and 5 bottles of wine - let's hope he's ok in the morning ;-)

Malcolm goes to London

2005-06-24T13:16:00.000+01:00

Which way do I go?

Malcolm talks at an important meeting.

Malcolm protests against pension scandals.

The meeting adjourns, and it's off to the pub :-)

Wine or beer? Malcolm hates making decisions.

Too many beers ;-)

Malcolm manages to pull himself together enough for a lovely meal.

Malcom at a music festival

2005-06-19T14:56:00.000+01:00

Malcolm prepares himself for a day in the sun.

The day starts off well at the pub!

Malcolm gets to the festival.

What's in the bag?

Crisps :-)

Malcolm finds a novel way of getting around.

Ladies ;-)

Mmmmm, a cheese roll :-)

Followed by strawberries.

Malc starts to enjoy the rock and roll life :-)

It all gets too much for Malcolm :-(

Malcolm and Pals

2005-06-09T14:58:00.000+01:00

Malcolm with his old pals - Poggy, Gordon, Tico and Macbeth.....

Malcolm goes to the Derby

2005-06-05T14:59:00.000+01:00

Shortly after this photo was taken, Malcolm was arrested!

Malcolm and the Queen!

mmmmm wine and strawberries - cool :-)

What horse should I pick?

Malcolm in Brighton

2005-05-15T17:25:00.000+01:00

Malcolm is all set for the adventure of a lifetime..... May 2005

ooooh - my first train journey....

mmmmmm red wine, a little more please, young man.....

How did I get here??

Woo hoo, really on my way now...

What a fabulous choice of cocktails....

Cool, another wickeeed cocktail!!

Choclit fondue at a Mongolian BBQ - fantastic..

I will get the last drop - "Waiter, a straw, please"

Look new friends - Paddington, Gizmo and 2 Bagpuss's - too many cocktails tonight I think....:(l)